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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
can u think k 2+5=11 kaise aya???




nahi maloom???



thora orr damagh laraoo




no??



abhi be nahi?




ok let me tell u k kaise aya...




''''''GHALTI SE''''''...
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
GIRL: If U will try 2 kiss me,main shor macha dongi.
boy: lekin yahan tu dur tuk koi nahi ha
grl:i know but formatlity bhi tu pori karni ha
DOno EYES PE

DOno CHEEKS PE

DO BAR LIPS PE

EK BAR NECK PE

DO BAR NECK SE NEACHAY

SONE SE PEHLE

-:D

LOTION ZAROR LAGANA :p


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
MATAN ready ?

Yes boss


FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

no boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
Baa Adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar


Pagaloon K Shehanshah


Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn
COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
no BAIL !!!
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy