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Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
not in cage but laughing on u.
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn''t matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
Your brain will be refreshed in next five seconds.....5.....4....3...2..1.LOADING........Please wait.....ERROR: no brain detected
To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. now stop barking.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............