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One persn asks to another
bhai yeh khushi kya hoti hai..?
second person replies..p
ata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..

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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

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Women tie the watch facing down


You know Why???
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To see the time...!!!
World''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"When the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , not Warnings . . ." ;->
Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.

Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!


Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?


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Socho socho



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U know it,
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Bolo bolo



.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)