no SMS Messages5478 messages

If U''re not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man With A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

no

Check Book

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna.

Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893

Ye no:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.

peshawar NDRA

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

Sehwag Was Bowling

Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."no BALL"

Q ???

Umpire Beimaan Tha ???

no ...

Socho...

Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "no BAAL" ;->

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: not now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...

Wife Says;

Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For no Reason,

There''s A Reason.

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For no Reason,

There''s A Reason.

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Feeling Sad?

Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

now U Happy?

.
.
.

no?
.
.
.

Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

no SMS Messages5478 messages

Search SMS Messages