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Wat Is STATUS?

Wat Is STATUS?

Its D Money V Spend Wich Is not Ours,

To Buy D Things Which We Dont Need,

To Impress Ppl Whom We Dnt Know..!

Krazy But True...

BEER Is Now

BEER Is now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!

"DRINK"

Don''t DRIVE

Relation Between Men

Relation Between Men

&Women As On now Days :-

You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !

Lite can replace Sun

Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
no guarnti
no replacmnt

I know u r too much

I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.

I have a special dare 4 u.

Can you do?

if yes then the dare is!

"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".

raja pakistani ka sms

raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"

Bow

Bow

Boow

Gurr

Bow Bow

Bowwwooo

Bow Bow Bowoo

Bow Bowoooo

O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?

Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, no visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,

Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.

Teacher: "

Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko

Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano

Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Sardar: Whats My Mobile Bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, Dial 123 To Know Ur Current Bill Status

Sardar: not Current Bill, I Asked Mobile Bill

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