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A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

no Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
10,15 Dino Me Logon Ne Ahmed Faraz Ko Itna Yad Kya K Wo ALLAH KO Piyare Hogae,

ALLAH PAK Unko Jannat Nasib Kre,

Ab Sabse Guzarish Hai K Zardari Ko Yad Karein
Good News-

nokia N73 FREE

With 1 Kg.
Tomato...













Buy 1Kg.
Tomato
Only for
Rs.12,950.
Define "GUTS"..??







Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)
Zardari: . . . .

Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?








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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
no-Bell Prize....!!!
Buyer To Seller : Is It Pure Honey ?
How Do I Know If It Is Pure Honey ?
Seller : Give The Dog Some Honey ..
If The Dog Doesn’t Lick It, It Is Pure Honey
Buyer :What If The Dog Licks It ?
Seller: So It Is not A Real Dog.
I Can''t Msg U Till 2 Weeks.

I''m Goin To USA

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nothing Speecial. Sala Bush Ne

White House Ka Rent Nahi Diya.

Vasool Karna Hai
Alwayz Love Wife
no Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
























"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- no!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)
Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na
Ab Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge


Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating Sugar no Pappu,
Telling Lie no Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...