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ek admi apni family

ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??

Scotland yard

Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai

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Ye pata karney k liye..

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K,

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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?

Long back

Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

An old couple

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

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ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

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When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGnoRANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walon

Buri Nazar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo

Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pilalo

Sab Se Aage Ho ga "LIMO PANI"

Hum Ne Pia Hy Tum Bhi Pio

HaPpY SuMmEr SeAsOn . . . :)

Most Relationship Fail

Most Relationship Fail
not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->

I Accept

I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit

I m "0" Zero

But This Is not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0

So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->

Teacher:

Teacher: "George Washington not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?

Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed

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