Karte SMS Messages381 messages

Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi Karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi Karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi Karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
Main 1 sms hoon. Jise stupid log parte hain. Nalayak log doosron ko forward Karte hain. Gadhe delete Karte hain aur Pagal store Karte hain. TUM kya karne vale ho?????
Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe Karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?
In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar Karte Rho ge?
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai Karte hain;-)
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Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi Karte..
Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam Karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!


pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar Karte hen.

Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar Karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.
Be''-sharm
Be-haya
Be-waqoof
Na-maqool
Na-aehel
Jahil
Ullu k pathay


Hain wo log

Jo apki qadar nahi Kartey ;
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa Karte
HaI . . . :-P;->