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Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ

Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ Karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar Karte He

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY Karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano..

Pakistanio k karname tum kia jano...

"papPu"

Ye tou catch chorne ki bhi HAT-TRICK Karte hain... ;->

PaKi RocKs. . . B-)

teacher ne pucha bacho ye batao

Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam Karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai

airport pe patnid

AIRPORT Pe-
Patni:Dekho,Wo Couple KISS Karte Hue Kitna Khush Dikhai De Rahe Hai.

Pati:Wo Usse DROP Karne Aaya Hai,RECEIVE Karne Nahi..

ek zaruri suchna d

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

a parody of zong son

A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

teri bahen se pyar karte he

Teri ummid tera intizar krte H

Ae sanam hm to sirf

Teri Bahen se pyar Karte He

paheli of the day

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY Karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

plz ignore mat karen

PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

EK BACHA JO BOHT CHHOTA HAI
Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

US BECHARE KO APNI POTTY DHONI NAHI ATI

HUM LOG ROZANA KITNE FUZOOL MSGS Karte HEN

PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
SHUKRIA... =P ;->

mallika ko mixer pe kaam karte

Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam Karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:

Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: NA Re Baba!

Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)

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