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U to hum bhi madad kia nahi karte,

U to hum bhi madad kia nahi Karte,
Choclate kya toffy bhi dia nahi Karte.
Ye DOSTI sirf apse hai warna msg to kya
hum kisiko number bhi dia nahi Karte.

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi Karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms Karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,

Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,

Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,

Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,

Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms Karte ho ,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor

Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
Karte hai?

Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.

Girl:Kon ho tum?

Girl:Kon ho tum?

Boy:hasrat tumhari,

Girl:takte ho kia?

Boy:Surat tumhari,

Girl:Karte ho kai?

Boy:poja tumhari,

Girl:kafir ho kia?

Boy:aisa hi sahi,

Girl:chahte ho kia?

Boy:muhabat yumhari,

Girl:pachtao gay?

Boy:kismat hamri,

Girl:Married hoon main.
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->

Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check Karte hain . . . ;->

Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha

Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete Karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

Hum dua Karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete Karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap

Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor Karte hoo

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