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''Na jane log kion dartay hain,

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check Karte hain.''

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
Karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,

''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi Karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''

''aapke haath mein mobile hai,

''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi Karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''

''Kash tum waday nibha jatay

''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar Karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''

''Aapko kya lagta

''Aapko kya lagta hai hum aapse flirt Karte hain,
Ruko, sambhlo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert Karte hain,
Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
Warna aise waisson par hum bhi time waste nahi Karte hain.''

''yeh sher aur shayari kya karte ho,

''yeh sher aur shayari kya Karte ho,
Sachmuch inme dam nahi,
Hamse bhi kuch puchlo,
Ham bhi kisise kam nahi...''

''Aap ke haath mein Mobile h

''Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi Karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai''

''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor

Pappu.

Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''

''Police:

''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam Karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''

Message pe message bhejte ho,

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab Karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!

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