Karte SMS Messages381 messages

Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi Karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi Karte.pareshan Karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi Karte.
Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross Karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain
Hum tumhein yaad Karte hain,
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kesay bhla…
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Safe Guard ki tarhan
Din raat lagatar


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MATHAMETICAL POEM.Hum to na 3 me hain na 13 me,Hum se Q 5,7 Karte ho,9,2,11 kar k hum ko,Chup k oron se bat Karte ho,302 lage gi tum ko,Qatl ki wardat Karte ho,420 hai vo jis k liy,Zulf lehra k rat Karte ho..!
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem Karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
Judge: Tum qabool Karte ho k tumne kapre ki dukaan se 5 baar chori ki hai, to kia kiya churaya?
Chor: Janab ek saarhi.
Judge: lekin ek saarhi ke liye tumhe 5 baar chori karne ki kia zaroorat thi?
Chor: "4 baar meri biwi ko saari pasand nahi aayi thi...
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,

Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,

Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
Lakho log mohabat Karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
0321 arab 63 crore 07 lakh 89
thousand 3 rs only.

ye mera bank balance nahi he to
kya hua

mera mob no. to he.tum SMS Karte
raho
Kya aap jante hai


ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?


wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal Karte
hai.


waise aap iss waqt


kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE Karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet Karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi Karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)