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Marriage Is when

A Man And woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

when They Try To
Decide which One ... ;->

Alwayz Remember ...

when SHE Cancels A
Date, It Is Because
" SHE HAS TO "

But

when HE Cancels A Date ,
It Is Because ,
" HE HAS TwO "

Mr. Inside Went 2 C

Mr. Inside went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
when Inside Came Inside
Outside went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->

Beauty Is The

Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By which
A woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...

Identification Of Students ...

Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

w/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->

Identification Of Students ...

Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

w/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->

** Breaking News **

** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p

1st Frnd

1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai

2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri

1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?

2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P

Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

A Robber,

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
who will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy

Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty

Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->

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