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1 Pathan Or Sardar Ki Khub Pitai Hui.
Dono Roza Khushai Me Mufta Torte Hue
Pakre Gaye Or Us Pr Bolte Hen
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G, wo, Hum Larke walo Ki Taraf Se Hy.. ;->
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:

wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
I Don''t Think So ...



You Are A Fool ...


But


what''s My Opinion
Compared To


That Of Thousand
Others ... ;->
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That


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He Is Often wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
woUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
weather Report ;->
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
weather Report ;->
A KISS ...

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...

That''s Basic Spelling
That Every woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo



























Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->
DIL Badal Na Dena SIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->
Patient To Nurse

I Don''t want To

Get well Because I Love U!

Nurse : U wont Get well Either,

Bcoz Doctor Has Seen U

Kissing Me

& He Loves Me Too
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do

Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai

Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai