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1friend:

1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya

K Shawal K Maheeny May

Jo Shaks Kisi Ko 100 Rupay Ka Card

Send Karega Qayamat K Din

Usay Ek warid Ki Sim Free Milegi

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi

Patient (Wakeel):

Patient (wakeel):Janab Ab Main Kya
Kha Sakta Hoon?

Doctor:Meri Fees K

Ilawa Sab Kuch Kha Saktay Hain....>

There''s a way of Transferring funds

There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...

It''s called Marriage ... ;->

A Recently Fired

A Recently Fired
Stock Trader Said ...

"This Is worse Than
Divorce...
I Have Lost Everything
And
I Still Have My wife..." ;->

Maine Aaj Khwab Mai

Maine Aaj Khwab Mai
Aap Ko 1 Naye Rup Me
Dkha

- Jo Har Insaan k Kaam
Aane wala

- Jo Har Kisi Ka Bojh
Uthane wala

- Jo Har waqt Maar
Khane wala

In Shrt
Ek Gadhe K Rup Me Dekha ;->

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

what Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

What Has One Horn And Gives Milk ... ???

what Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???

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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->

A Boy Sat On A Train

A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
whn Suddenly An Old woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
when Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->

Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
who Cannot Remember
where They Leave
Things ... ;->

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