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1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,

1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.

You Can Control

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

"`Loose Motion`"

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge

wah wah

DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

Warning

warning:

Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''

Aakh Thoo

Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha

Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->

1 Tou Sadar-e-Pakistan

1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo

Bcoz

30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
wale Ho ... ;->

Some Funny Signboards ...

Some Funny
Signboards ...

@ Pizza Shop
"7 Dayz widout Pizza
Makes 1 weak"

In No-smoking Area
"If V c Smoke, V''ll
Azume U r On Fire
n Take Apropaite
Action"

@ Car Dealership
"D Best way 2 Get Back
On Ur Feet.
Miss A Car Payment"

@ Maternity Room Door
"Push . Push . Push" ... ;-

A Boy Going In Car.

A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..

To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.

A Boy Going In Car.

A Boy Going In Car.
Suddenly He Saw A Girl Lying

In The Middle Of Road.

He Came Out And..

To Be Continued..

To Listen The Full Story
Plz Send 50 Easy Load.

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"

Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro

Me Uska DEVDAS Tha wo Thi Meri PARO

wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai

Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas Thi Pajero :->

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D

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