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Man To Pathan:

Man To Pathan:
why r U Throwing
Bricks Into The water ???

Pathan:
Em Trying To Solve A Mystery
The Bricks r
"RECTANGULAR"
And
The waves r
"CIRCULAR" ... ;->

A Wedding

A wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...

How Can A Father

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile with Free Sms

Fact ...

Fact ...

A Lot Of Fellows
Now A Dayz Have

B . A,
B . B . A,
M . B . A,
B . E,
B . S,
Or
P h . D

Unfortunately

They Don'' Have A
J . O . B ... ;->

1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

1st Man:Janab Lagta Hy Menay Apka

Chehra Pehlay Bhi Kahin Dekha Hy

2nd Man:Ap Ko Glat Fehmi Hui HY Main Hr

wqt Apna Chehra Sath Liay Phrta Hon

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

In Court Judge Said 2 women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

Jadeed Taleemi Muhawre .. !!!

1 - Science Se Gira Arts Me Atka

2 - Fail Hote Ko Practicals Ka Sahara

3 - Degree Le K Choolhey Main Daal

4 - 3rd Division Pass Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka

5 - Dost wo Jo Imtihan Main Chapai Karaye

6 - Qadar Kho Deta Hy Roz Ka College Aana Jana

7 - Likhna Na Jane Qalam Mera ... ;-

Student: DUBUK

Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???

Student: DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

GULUM

GULUL

PICHIK ... ;->

Apni Tou Paatshal

Apni Tou Paatshal
Masti Ki Paatshal
Na Koi Likhne wala
Na Koi Parhne wala

Ye Sab Tou Theek Hy

Par Pappu Can''t Dance Sala ... ;->

There Are 3 Kinds Of Men

There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
who Do Not Understand
women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->

The Company Of

The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance

So Dun Lose Me ... ;->

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega

"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->

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