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Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- what Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!

why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?

Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
.

.

Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!

Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Munna Bhai: Teray Ko Maaloom Hai K

Cigarette Ek Tarah Say Slow Poison

Ka Kaam Karta Hai.

Patient : Toh Mujhe Konsa Marnay Ki Jaldi Hai.

Son: I Don''t Want

Son: I Don''t want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The

"Principal"

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

wife: wherever we Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know what To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

wife: wherever we Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know what To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,

wife: wherever we Keep D Money,

Our Son Steals It.

I Don''t Know what To Do About It

Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.

He''ll Never Touch!

Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai

Shadi Krna Or Krwana IsLaMi FarEzA Hai

Main (Shadiaan)
kRtA HOn,
Tum
(Meri Shadiaan)
Krwatay jAo.

Aao MiL K iS IsLaMI FaREzay kO
PoRa kRAin

aGr 1 FamiLy k..

aGr 1 FamiLy k..

waLDen baChoN sE,

BachAy waLdain Se,

B.v Shohar Se,

Bahoo SaAs Se,

Nand Bhabi Se,

Behnoi saALay sE,

Susar Daamad Se,

JhoOT BoLaIn..

To aIsi fAmILy kO Kya KahAin gE?

>

Star Plus

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

CustoMer:Aj khAnAy mE Kya Kya hAI?

waitEr: Aj KhanAy mE HzAroON CheEzAin hAin.

CustoEr wIth sUrprised:wO Kya?

waiter:daAL K hzAroON DaaNaY. . . . . . . ;->

Malkin:Tum saFaI

Malkin:Tum saFaI TheEK tArAh sE NaHi kRtI. .

wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?

NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi . . . . :-

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR:

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?

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