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Aapki Or Apki Poori

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
waise,
Hum Log BIRYANI Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)

Full Forms WIFE

Full Forms
wIFE= worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies

She Broke my Heart..:-(

She Broke my Heart..:-(

I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)

"Aaj Ki Dua"

"Aaj Ki Dua"

Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!

Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf

Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki

Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!

Ameen

Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .

Top 5 Answer U Got when U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)

Saw A Dream Last Nite

Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw wat Hapend?
U were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I was Eatin Biryani & U were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time

Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..

Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi

Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne

Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!

Khawateen O Hazraat!

Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)

Vakeel:

Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->

Dear Customer!

Dear Customer!

we Remind U The Date Of Ur Bathing Validity Of 1 Year Has Almost Come 2 An End So Pls Take A Bath On This

"EID"

From:

JAZZ:

AUR NAHAOO ;->

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