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Children
Are Natural Mimics

who Act Like
Their Parents,

Despite

Every Effort To Teach Them

Good Manners ... ;->

It Is well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"

But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"

Teacher: water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

when Curd Served,Englishman Asks,what Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"

To, Near Police Station.

To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa

Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..

Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

wah .. wah.... wah

Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

wah

Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!

Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Jab Se Para Hun Tere Ishq Mein JANU,

Kuch Is Tarhan Se Meri Zindaghi wIRAAN Ho Gayi,

Kal Tak Jo Mera OFFICE Tha GARMENTS Ka,

Aaj woh
CHADDI-BANYAN
Ki DUKAAN Ho Gayi...!

Girl To Her Boy Friend :

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A wife Hit Her Husband wid Frying Pan

Husband: wht''s Dat 4 ?

wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last week n "Jenny" was d Name Of My ''Horse''

wife: Sory !

Next Day wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: wht''s Dat 4?

wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

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