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AftEr thE rEs0uNdInG

AftEr
thE
rEs0uNdInG
sUcCeSs
oF
thE
INdIaN
bLoCk
buStEr
fILm"TaRaY zAmEeN pAY"
wE
pAkIsTaNiS
prEsEnT

"pAtRoL AaSmAn pAY"!

Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya

Girlfrnd Ko Aisa Kya Gift Dena Chaiye Jo Adha wapas Mil Jaye?

Socho.

Socho.

Socho.

Socho.

Socho.

Socho.

Nahi Pata.

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LIPSTICK.

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1

Batao WIFE, BIWI

Batao wIFE, BIwI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!

In Life

In
Life

wen
U
R
Alone

when
U
R
Crying

wen
U
R
Upset

wen
U
R
Sad

Jus
Make
A Call
2Me

Bcoz
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I
Hav
Incoming FREE.

Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside

Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N whitish Inside... Guess wat It Is?

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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?

Teacher: Did You Father Help

Teacher: Did You Father Help

You with Your Homework?

Student: No,

He Did It All By Himself

Umair Taklu He

Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
why ???

Pata Nhi ??

Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..

Son:I Wana Tel U Something

Son:I wana Tel U Something

Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk when Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There was A Cockroach In Ur Food

Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc

Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing with
Boys....

Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?

Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc

Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing with
Boys....

1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

Paaye Kha Rahe The,

American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,

American Bola what S This?

Pathan Bola " This Is Language"

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