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Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.




























Socho. . .



































QAwwALI

§M§ K¡||3r


If Time Doesn''t wait For You,

Don''t worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .



If Time Doesn''t wait For You,

Don''t worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .




Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
Dr: Yeh Urine Sample Nahi, Apple Juice Hai

Khan''s wife: Ek Phone Ker Loon?

Dr: Y?

wife: Khan Shab Ko Batana Hai K

Urine Bottle Un K Tiffin Me Chali Gae Hai!
Yah SMS Krnay waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ



Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...



Served with Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
Agar Kabhi Pant Phat Jae To Kya Awaz Aati Hai?




Chhirrr
No!



Charrr...
No




Chirrzzz...
Nahi Bhai


Logo Ki Awaz Aati Hai,

"Shame Shame...;-))
Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

we Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique way:-



"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.
It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

with The Same Boss ... ;->
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

when

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->