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A HINDI Teacher Once Said In Her Class:


"Open The Doors Of

The window And

Let The Atmosphere Come In"
Before U
Judge A Person,
walk A Mile In
His Shoes..




After That,
.
.
.
.
who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..
why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila???

Think?


Think?


Think?




Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available In Elephent Size. .
A Man Can Be Happy wid Any woman . . .


As Long As





He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai wo Jagta Rehta Hai..

Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai

Bolo Kyu???


Are wo wacth Man Hai
Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?


Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of weak Hearted People...



People wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
who Is A Doctor???


He Is That Person

who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person with His ''Bills...
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film with Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
Dawn Newspaper Jul 2018

Headlines :

President General Kayani Decides To Remove His Uniform.

Pak Loses Cricket Series Against Hong Kong.

Shaikh Rasheed Decides To Join Mma.

President General Kayani To Visit Neigbour Country Balochland.

Meera''s 25th Birthday.

Seminar On 9th Death Aniversary Of Choudry Brothers.

will Osama Be Captured ?

Shoaib Completes His 12 Years Ban.
Imran Khan Still Not Satisfied.

Pak Rs 178= 1$

Petrol 1 Ltr=Rs470
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara,
Galib Ne Bhari Mehfil Me Sher Mara


Fir Kya Hua?



Fir Hona Kya Tha
Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi
Q:why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''


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