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what will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
Difference B/w Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
If Some1 Asks Me wat Is Humanity,

I wud Sit Next To U

Pull U Close To Me

Put My Arms Around U

And

Say Proudly








LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
Friends will Share An Umbrela with You when Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->
I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi words To Say U That






"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
A LawYer

will dO

AnYthInG 2 win

A CaSe

SomeTimeS

He will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms

You''ll Realize
































You Have wasted Your Time

&

Been Made Fool As well ... ;->
... Money Talks ...



I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



when I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
Maa: Beta Shadi Us Se Krna

Jo Naik Ho.

5 waqt Namaz Prhti Ho.

Parda B Krti Ho.

Rozy B Rkhti Ho

Beta: Ammi Aap Ne Meri

Shadi Krwani Hy

Ya DAMM Krwana Hai? ;->
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
*Nice Patriotic Story*

1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har waqt Problms Ki waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.

Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya



wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi wala Tha



K



Light Chali Gai



Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi

Se Bola



*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤