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Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(wa wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(wa wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Science Teachr: GIRLS Can U

Tel Me wer Is Ur Heart Exactly?

All GIRLS Shouted Loudly,

Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GIRLS..!
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"
Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem

Doesnt Start whn Boy

Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins, whn She

Turns &

Looks Back At D Guy"
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

Ganpt "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
1 Job Offer Hai,


Sallery Rs 20000.


Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!


Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,


Bus Samander Me wiper Lagana Hai.
SoMetiMes wEn u Crying,No1 seEs ur teArs;
wEn u r worriEd, No1 seEs ur pAin;
wEn u r haPPy,No1 seEs Ur SmiLe


LeKiN
Ek PAAD kyA Maar Lo saAre dEkhnE LagtE hAin
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U wil Cooperte wid Me

Thnx



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Height Of Overacting ;)
Teacher: "U R Late Today.

School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,

Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"

Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na

Kiya Karein,

School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
Education Is Incomplete without 5 B''s
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.