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I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The world...!!!


Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..


Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
President:
“Shetani”


Prime Minister:
“Gillani”


Army Chief:
“Kiyani”


Speaker:
“Zanaani”


“Aata Na Roti”

“Bijli Na Paani”


wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani...
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........




Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,

kee banney gha tera
In Olden Days,
If A Student was In D Principal''s Office It Meant He was In Trouble!

Nowadays,
It Means D Principal Is In Trouble!
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
Sir 2 Student

what Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected wen

There Is


"No Currency"
wo Kon Si 2 Jagah Hai Jahan Pe Banda Nahi Marta?
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1. Cartoon Network
2. Star Plus :-)
Boy: Me Tum Se Shadi Nhi Kr Skta
Is lye Ye Lo Apne Luv Letter
Aur Mjhe Mere wapis Kerdo

Girl: [Badi c Basket Saamne Rakhte Huey]
Is Mein Se Jo Tmhare Hyn Nikaal Lo ... ;->
Ohh LORD ...

You were So Generous To Make Such Lovely Things Like Girls ....

Then

why Did You Have To Make Them In

wIVES ... ;->
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->
Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
wAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
wAPDA

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
wAPDA .. ;->
True But Funny Fact

A Girl worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never worries About His
Future Until He Gets A wife