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pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.



Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
chando k chacha nein chando kee chachi kee,

chandani chowk mein chandani raat ko,






Qabr khudwai
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,





khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
aj tenu maithon door hoyan 4 maheeney 8 ghantey 41 minute tey 25 second ho ghaye nein





"aye naa samjhee k mein dooriyan da time ghinya wey mein tey oh time ghinwan deha waan jehrda "Rub da bohta karam hundiyan shuru hoya seee"
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,


Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san


kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
"Aham Ellaan"

jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai,






jab stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey
why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????







who Says They Are Acting?
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Gurr



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O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:


"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling wINDOwS
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age


well I Said


The way U Dress Up

U Look 19


Ur Sweetness Look 15


Ur Smile 16


Ur Face 17





So All In All





67 Years ... ;->
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : we Are Developing So Fast
we Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->