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1 Larki Apni Friend K

1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab

Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.wo Apni Friend K

Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K

Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari

Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me wapis Aa Gayi.

Prayer Of An Employee :

Prayer Of An Employee :

Dear God,

Give Me The wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..

Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..

Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..

But Dearest God Don''t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power, I wILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!

Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAwA
Khila Di!!

WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke

wIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?

HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!

Next Year Der Will Be Pakistan Premier

Next Year Der will Be Pakistan Premier

League Same As Ipl

Bt Only One Difference Is The

Cheer Girls will Be wearing Burkha..;->

Job In Trafic Police

Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

If DHONI & SANIA Marry,

what will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?

So Simple Yaar

" DHANIYA "

Thr Was An Old Man

Thr was An Old Man who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others

Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man

wHY?

His Name was Peter Park-Ker

Pathan Halwai Sy Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jal

Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D

Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

Petrol Pump Per Gaye Aur Kaha: Ek Litre Petrol Daal Do

Petrol Pump wale Ne Pehle Bike Ko Dekha

Aur Phir Is K Pait Ko Dekh Kar Kehne Laga

Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun

Teacher: "

Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"

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