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Pakistan In 2010 ...

1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "

2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera weham Hai " ;->
Q:Paki Girl Ziada KhoOB Sorat Hai Ya Indian?

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Aray Ziada Khobsorat wo Hoti Hai Jis Ka Baap Ziada AmeER Hota Hai
Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!


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Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
If A Baby Mosquito Asks Permision

Frm Its Mother 2 Go 4movie wit Its Frnds

wat wil Its Mother Say?

"Be Careful while Audience Is Clapping"
Yesterday In My Dream You

were Counting Lot Of Money.



But



I Dint Understand why You were Sitting In Front Of Temple.
wat Is STATUS?

Its D Money V Spend wich Is Not Ours,

To Buy D Things which we Dont Need,

To Impress Ppl whom we Dnt Know..!

Krazy But True...
Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..
Once A woodcutter went To A City.

Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him

And Became Crazy About Him.


Guess why?



THE AXE EFFECT
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
Relation Between Men

&women As On Now Days :-








You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi,
uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi,
thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte,
tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi..
Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

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