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ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha

agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,

khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha

Aam logon ko bewaqoof

Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!

wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"

Ustad Shagird Batao

Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?

Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand

Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)

Wife: If I Removed

wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,what will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,

rona chahey rona paye dil kitna majboor hai,

jissey dikha k rona hai wo to boht hee door hai, issliye dil majboor hai

Quote On Lectures

Quote On Lectures

"when I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their watches, But what I Do Not Tolerate Is when They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.

A NEPALI

A NEPALI Couple Named Der 1st Baby Bhai Chung Butiya.
2nd Baby Behen Chung Bhutiya.
3rd A Negro was Born Dey Named Him.

" Ye Kaun Kaliya"

Jony Jony

Jony Jony
Yes Baba
Dere Is No Msg
why Baba
Remove Ur Simcard
Quick Baba
Put Ur Cell In
well Baba
Clap Ur Hands
Ha Ha Ha

In A A/C Exam Every

In A A/C Exam Every 1 was writing But Hassan was Continuously Dancing!
why?

Bcoz

Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

wearing Shirt!!

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

wearing Shirt!!

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