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wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!

How To Find
AVAGADRO''S Number ?

Guess

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So Simple

Open The Phone Directory And Search For

AVAGADRO ... ;->

Doctor : Aap Ka weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

when Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

Are U Free Now

Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???

Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy

A Man Went To Department Store

A Man went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

Kya Tmhain "YAAD" Hai ?

wo Raat
wo Mulaqat
wo Mera Israar
wo Tmhara Inkaar

Aur Phir Baat 50 Rs Main
Final Honay k Baad

Tum Ne

"Gutter Ki Safai Ki Thi" ;->

Do You Know The Meaning Of

Do You Know The Meaning Of
"B M w" ... ???

Bohat Mehangi wali Car ... ;->

What Is The Meaning Of

what Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???

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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->

a dil wee hazir

a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey

Man In Restaurant

Man In Restaurant Sees A woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat would Also Be Empty!

Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke

Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!

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