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Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save water

Take Bath

with


Neighbours Daughter
Feeling Sad?









Then Imagine
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Im wid U


( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)


Now U Happy?

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No?
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Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!
Never Attend A Class




why ... ? ? ?






John Nash Said :

"Classes Make u Dull . It Destroys The Potential
Of Creative Thinking"

So Dun Be Dull ... =)
Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur


Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri



Lekin


Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai: Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi...
Andar Se Awaz Aai: " Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai"
Bihkari: Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai "Chummi" Nhi..
LifE iS aLL Abt wakinG uP EaCh dAy tO diSCoVer SoMethinG New, Abt MeetinG oLd PeoPLe bUt MakinG New CoNverSatioNs, waLkinG thru oLd RoadS bUt StiLL feeLinG NicE Abt it,
ReaLizinG thAt u hAvE GrowN a dAy oLdeR bUt StiLL feeLinG young at hEArt, MeetinG busy ScheduLeS bUt StiLL fiNdinG timE 4 oLd fRieNds, bEinG NoStaLGic Abt by GoNe dAys bUt
LookinG foRwaRd tO bEttEr dAys,
waNtinG 2 Shoot da person who SeNt SuCh a LonG MsG bUt StiLL MaNaGe 2 SmiLe.
Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?

To Zardari ne Kaha







BRRRRRRRRRRR!!
A Pathan was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
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Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem with His Father