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Ek Line Mein

Ek Line Mein Bahut Saari Kaali Chitiyan(Ants) Ja Rahi Hain...
Magar Un Mein Se Ek Chiti white Hai....
Aisa Kyun???
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Kyunki Vo Chiti Vidhwa (widow) Hai..

What Would U Call

what would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???

Chi-Kani...

:))

Son : Mom,

Son : Mom, Teacher was Asking Me 2day
If U Have Any Bro Or Sis who will Be Coming To School
Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So what Did She Say when U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness

Man Tries

Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.

A Man:

A Man: "Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

which Has Some Crocodiles Into".

The Other Man - "The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You''ll Have To Save Them".

A Brahmin & A Japanese

A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. wat would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?

Guess?

Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya

Teacher Said To Stundent

Teacher Said To Stundent : "How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?"

Studnet : "Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth To Count How Many Teeth She Had."

Teacher : "And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?"

Student : "The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly To Feel How Many Fingers I Had."

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon

Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,

Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .

New Remix Song Of

New Remix Song Of
"ALI AZMAT"
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
"DIL MANGAY MORE"

Agar Aisa # Kisi

Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAwA To wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga

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Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On

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Girl: Do You Love Me?

Girl: Do You Love Me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: would You Die For Me?
Boy: No, Mine Is Undying Love

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