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Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .


Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
Kya Ap Panchvi Pass Se Taiz Hein . .


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Sorry, Nursary FaiL
wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''
wat Does A witch Ask 4 when sHe Arrives At A HoteL?
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Broom Service
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf wahi Sunta Hai.
From where would A Lizard Gets Its Tail when It Breaks ??



















From The Re-Tail shop .. lolzz :-D
A sardar saw a beautiful girl,
He went there and kissed her!!
Girl(Angerly): Hay! what are you doing??
Sardar: B.Com Final year!
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

what Do u Think was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

what Do u Think was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
2 Pyaar Kerne wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .




































Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->
what Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

















Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .











Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
The Thing which we Come To Know After watching
SHOLAY
Is That . . .
































Basanti Kutto''n K Saamne Mana Kerne K Ba-wajud Nachti Zarur Hy . . . :P