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Mujh ko naya zamana hairat me dalta hai,
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Jis ka gala dabaaon woh ankhien nikalta hai . . . ;->
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana
Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .

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Keep Sm¡L¡nG
stupid questions with smart answers....
boy:may i hold u r hand?
girl:no thanks its not heavy.
boy:plz say u love me..
gorl:u love me..
girl:if we get engaged will u give me a ring?
boy:sure whats u r mobile no..
girl:darling,i want to dance like this for ever
boy:dont u ever want to improve...
|| Height Of Coincidence ||

Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya ... Jiss Restaurant Mai woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha
Height of Love

when you learn that you are dialing your lovers number when you are asked to dial Plumbers NO
FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses
what makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?








A power failure!!
Golden words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->