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Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I''m going Hong Kong tomorrow so I''m scolding you now.
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??



Answer :


Mere Pass




Mere Pass




NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
During School Days KARAN JOHAR was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"
what will U Call A Crow who |s Very Hard???












A-Crow-t
what Do You Call A Crow which Is Very Rich??
















Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
Only True Friends Stand By You
During Bad Tyms. . .


I Promise You

















I will Be Attending Ur Marriage . . . ;->
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
I was Standing In The Park


wondering why Frisbees Got Bigger


As They Get Closer . . .


Then



It Hit Me . . . ;->
If I were to make a dictionary:

CUTE=you;

SwEET=you;

THOUGHTFUL=you;

GOOD LOOKING=you;

GORGEOUS=you;

but but but

LIAR=me
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

we Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels.

Devils : No Problem we Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
Ye sMs Sirf Aapko Khush Karnay k Liye Hai
Ye Aap k Pass Aaya To Mobile Ki Light On Hui, wo Light Dekh k Aap Khush Honge k Chalo MULK Me Kahin To Light Hai . .