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Most Relationship Fail

Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->

After Reading The

After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "we Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: what Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->

I Accept

I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit

I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I want Her

B''coz

widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0

So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->

What''s The Benifit Of

what''s The Benifit Of
"Love At First Sight. . . ?"
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It Saves Time . . .

Teacher:

Teacher: "George washington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?

Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! when He Confessed

FunnY BuT tRuE...!

FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain wo ;->

PPP New Slogen

PPP New Slogen

Roti

KaprA

Na

Makaan

Mang

Raha Hai Lite Insan

[~!~] a m Y

Wats dhE diffrence

wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...

Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?

Dhuz?
no

Dhooz?
no

Thish?

Nahi bhai

Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?

What is confidence?

what is confidence?

10 boys decided to propose a girl...

9 boys came with roses.

1 boy came with

"Molvi"

ApuN Ko FAQEER

ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA,
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi,

Is Liye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don,

Bat to Ek he hy
{wESEY DO YA ESEY DO}... ;->

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