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Teacher: what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
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hailla!!!
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Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??
Meaning of Marriage for a woman -

Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!
Men tie the watch to their wrist facing up

&

women tie the watch facing down


You know why???
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To see the time...!!!
world''s Shortest Horror Story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines

"when the world''s Last Man was alone in his
room,the door was knocked"...
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"
A Software Enginner was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"we Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not warnings . . ." ;->
Very Strange . . .

Sindh , Punjab Aur Balochistan
Ka
Cheif Minister

Hota Hy















Jab K N.w.F.P
Ka

"Hoti" Hy . . . [,"]
warning . . . ! ! !










It''s A VIRUS













when U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off


It won''t work . . . ;->
Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz