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Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Aap

Achy

Imandaar

Sundur

Samjhdar

Khobsurat

Dimagh wale

Ho....
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.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)

we should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)

now what should we do....?
Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?


1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-
what Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-
who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?









Think








Think Hard . . .












Quite Easy . . .










Aray Idiot




Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
Q : If Parvati & Tulsi Are Running ….!

what Song Shud Be Played In D Back Ground …. ???












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“Race Saaso’n Ki” ;->
Husband wife Main Larai Ho Gayi

Husband Ghar Se Chala Gya
Raat Ko Phone Pr Biwi Se Poocha : Khaane Main Kia Hai ?
wife : ZEHER
Husband : Oki Tum Kha K So Jana Main Deer Se Aaonga ;->
Mjhe Pata Hai Tum Aaj Bhi Usay Pasand Kerte Ho

wo Aaj Bhi Tumhain Chahti Hai

Jab Bhi Tum Us Ki Gali Main Jaate Ho

Tou wo Bhonk Bhonk Kr Apna Pyar Jatati Hai