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Heigth of fashion

a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

Popular Dialogues After Daru session.....
1. Gaddi Mai chalaunga
2. Tu bura na manni bai
3. Mai teri dilon izzat karda veere
4. Tenu ki lagda a menu charh gay..???
5. Tu a na soch ke mai pee ke bol reha
6. Jo marzi keh la tu bhai a apna
7. Tu dass tenu ki chahida mai tenu hune leya ke dina
8. Yaar ajj fer ohdi badi yaad aayi a
9. Tu mera bhai mai tera bhai aapan dowen bhai-bhai
10. Bas ajj ton baad nahi peeni yaar......

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

we should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)

“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

Arz kiya hai.

Arz kiya hai.
Adbi sher, ?
Zara tawaja farmaiye ga.
? ? ? ?

? ? ? ?

Ve GUJRA way.
VeGUJRA way.

Teacher

Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..

Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

parhay likhay

parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan

MAN :

MAN : I wENT TO THE DENTIST THIS MORNING.
wIFE : DOES YOUR TOOTH STILL HURT ???
MAN : I DON''T KNOw THE DENTIST KEPT IT...

Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K

Aao Aaj Hum wada Karain K

Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge

wafa Karenge

Mohabbat Karenge

Sirf Aur Sirf

Pakistan Se ;->

Life Of A University Student

Life Of A University Student

wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Life Of A University Student

Life Of A University Student

wallet Hy
Paise Nahi
Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting

Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just won 10 Million In Lottery

wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .

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