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Light can replace dark

Light can replace dark
Succes can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothng cn replace U,

U KNw wHY?
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Defective piece,
No Replacement!
Hehehe!

Job In Mobilink

Job In Mobilink
Send Ur Resume to [email protected]
Location Kchi
Salary: 60,000

Job Nature:

Mobile Tower Pe Beth Kay china mobile k signal rokne Hain

Are you know jAn|x?

Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.

Getting married

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.

You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,

you wish you had ordered that.

During a mArAthon...

During a mArAthon...
A persOn felL in tHe ditCh aNd stiLl cAme 1st..!
hOw??
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cOz eVeRy 1 said
''''aa pOpat,pOpat''''...

so he becAme a pOpAt aNd flEw AwAy...!

And cAme 1st..!

The brain is a wonderful organ.

The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.

Ever wonder why

Ever wonder why

the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?

why is it that to STOP windows 98, you have to click START?

why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?

why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?

Q:Why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?

Q:why were hurricanes ussualy named after women?
A:Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and the car.!

Life is full of rewards

Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card

20% discount.

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !

A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The world. . .

Husband : I will Miss You . . . ;->

A mother and son

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->

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