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*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.
MIND BLOwING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: wil, U, Marry, Me
worst: I, will , Marry , U
why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,


Ab who kha kar
rahe the??


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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
Are u free now whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?








Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
when I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say



I...




Love...



Disturbing you....;->
2days weather 4cast:

it wud b cloudy if u frown,

rainy if u cry, clear if u r happy,

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sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda

wo Hume Barbad Krte He

Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He

Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->