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HEight oF filM mAker

oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.

Height of Bravery/Stupidity -

A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...

height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...

Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet

Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "wAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon

Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon

Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata

There is a ruler named

There is a ruler named Aman Singh who is a playboy. He decides to have only women in his city and that too, under the name "Shanti Devi."

To bolo Aman Singh ke city ka anthem kya hai?!

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Socho, socho!!

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-Nahin pata... arey zor daalo na!

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"yeh sheher hai AMAN ka... yahan ki fiza hai nirali... yahan pe sab SHANTI SHANTI hai"

Which is the only woman

which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!

Socho, socho!!!

Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!

If Rakhi Sawant

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

Q) Which is the motion

Q) which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
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A) PRO MOTION

Why did Vivek

why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI

aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko

ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????

simple!!

aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de

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