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Q) why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))

Men always wonder wat a woman want

!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .

And that is "ek chutki sindhur"

Breaking news..

Breaking news..

abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......

Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..

lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

A Punjab Policeman

A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"

wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"

Tortoise & Rabbit

Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P

One for Physics students!!

One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??

Ans: STEP-DOwN Transformer!!

what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!

what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!

Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!

Once upon a time

Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!

why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!

A long married couple

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"

What did d Refrigerator say

what did d Refrigerator say when u stood in front of it??????????
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COOL inside.

FOOL outside

What happens when a lion Roars?

what happens when a lion Roars?

Think....

Think harder....

Its easy!!

Ans. Tom and Jerry starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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