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What''s The Difference Between

what''s The Difference Between A Man Jumping From 1st Floor And A Man Jumping From 10th Floor . . . ???

Former Goes [HIT] ''''AAAAAAA''''
while
The Later Goes ''''AAAAAAA'''' [HIT] ;->

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

what''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

True Luv Story

True Luv Story

A Mosquito & Hen Fell In Love
wid Each Other
1 Day They Kissed Each Other

Hen Died Of Maleria
&
Mosquito Died Of Bird Flu

Moral :
Mohabbatan Sachaia’n . . . ;->

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

wo Soye Huey Thay

Ek Din wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huey Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge wesa Bharoge . . . ;->

Three ways to catch a tiger:

Three ways to catch a tiger:

1.NEwTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch you

and catch the tiger.

2.EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,

then catch it.

3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat and beat it

until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn

Friends ''''Ballons'''' Ki Trha Hote Hyn
Ek Baar Haath Se Choot Jaye''n
Tou wapis Nahi Aate
Is Liye Main Sochta Hoon
K

''''Tumhari Hawa Nikal Ker
Apne Paas Hii Rakh Loon'''' ;->

Plz Pass This SMS 2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .

Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko

A Person whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______

Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of

PEPSI
wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->

2 Punabi

2 Punabi
Yaar Kal Main Tenu Kinni wari Call Kiti
Par Tu Nahi Chukya

2nd:
Q Chukda, Yera Main 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Hy
O tera Peo Suney Ga . . . ;->

Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Newton’s Law Of Love . . .

Every Boy On Earth Is Attraacted 2wards A Girl wid A Force
Directly Propotional 2 da Beauty Of Girl
&
Inversly Propotional 2 da Strenght Of Her Brothers . . . ;->

Wonderful Combinations in this World.

wonderful Combinations in this world...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.

My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->

What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

what does a hen think when a cock runs after her?

She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->

Several Women

Several women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->

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