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Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral walo Se wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

wife is like Mosquito Coil :

"Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi"

1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

I Dont Want 2

I Dont want 2 Live Anoder Day If U''re No Longer Der,
4 In Dis Lyf Only U Can
Inspyr Me 2 C D Nxt Sunryz,
Only U Can Motiv8 Me 2 Apprec8 D Colors Of Lyf Dat No One Else Can.

I want U 2 Know Dat Our Frndship Means Alot 2 Me.
U Cry I Cry
U Laugh I L augh.
U Jump Out Of Da window.
I Look Down & Den
I Laugh Again

ng Is Possible

Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]

1 Andha Police

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

1 Andha Police

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

Boy : Agar Main Kahon

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->

Its So Common To HEar...

Its So Common To HEar...

How Are You ?

what Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?

So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ??? ;P

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

wife Came Home wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

Ek bar Sardar

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

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