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Ek Bueaty Parlor K

Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..

"Parlor Se Niklne wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->

Bakhtawar

Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAwAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?

Zardari : Beta white

Bakhtawar : Jhoot wo Toh Black Hote Hain

Pakistan Me Har Cheez

Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.

Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.

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waqt B.

Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me

Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya Aayengi.
Boy-wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.

I Thought Of Suicide

I Thought Of Suicide went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D

One Manb read a Board

One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne wala Idiot"

If U Like My Sms

If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart

If U Save, U Agree I m Smart

If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart

&

If U Delete It

Simply

U''re Jealous

Coz

I m Smart ;->

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!

Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

A Smile

A Smile

Is An Inexpensive way ...

To Change Ur Looks ...

Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana

werna Log MALUNG Samjhai''n Ge ;->

Remeber

Remeber

No Matter How Bad You Are

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You Are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used As

A

"BAD EXAMPLE" ... ;->

Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

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