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"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???

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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->

The Two

Dangerous

weapons In The world

Other Than Nuclear Bomb ...

1) A Girl''s Smile

2) A Girl''e Tears ...

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Sincere

Pray

To

"GOD"

"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
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Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute

* Daughter in Law * " ;->

80% Of The Final

80% Of The Final Exam will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And

The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->

How True ...

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live widout Tension

5 - want To Pay For His Sins In This world

6 - Dun wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Piece Of Philosophy

Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->

Is Ko Kehte Hyn

Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->

Judge:Why Did U

Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It was Easier To Shoot My wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every week ...

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar

wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao

"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->

Deewar Per!:

Deewar Per!:

Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.

Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.

Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam

Kute Ka Lage Ga.

Think for a moment that

Think for a moment that someone is missing you.

Think for an hour that someone is missing you.

Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.

Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.

After your death really someone will be missing you.

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