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Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi












100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy

Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































About 99% will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.
Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?

Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha

K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo

Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^
weekend Ko weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

weakend After Duty Days
which was The First Nike Shop?




Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan

(Naai Ki Dukaan)
Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
world''s Best Romantic Shaiyri



Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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wife: Darling where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?

Husband: we''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari

wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?

Husband: I''ll Bring U Back
Larkiun Ko Bewaqoof Banaany Ki 100 Tips.
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99% wo Pehly Hi Hoty Heen.
70 Years Old Man : Dil Chaahta Hay Ke Shadi Kar Loon.

Friend : Kr Lo

Old Man : Kisi Bewa Se Kr Loon?

Friend : Kisi Kunwari Se Hi Kar Lo,Bewa Apne Ap Ho Jaegi