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Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?

Bush asks God:when will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.
Mushraf asks God:when will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.
And i asked God:when will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

pathan to shopkeeper:

pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....

If Some1 Asks Me

If Some1 Asks Me whom Do I Love The Most
I would Sit Next 2 U
Put My Arms Around U
&
Say Proudly
I Love Animals
Especially Dis Monkey

When Grandma Is Unable

when Grandma Is Unable To Paint Her Toe Nails As She Cant Bend

&

Then Grandpa Paints Them 4 Her In spite Of His Backache ...

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

If U''re Not Using Your Smile

U''re Like Man with A

Million Dollars In the Bank

And

No

Check Book

Kabi Kabi Dil

Kabi Kabi Dil Chahta Hai Ka Kuch Aisa Hojae:-
Paperz Hon Mger Result Na Aye
Classes Hon Mger Teacherz Ns Ayen

Bus Me Bethain College Na Aye,
Picnic Pr Jaey Mger wapis Na Aye,

Gaadi Chalean Magar Petrol Na Delwaen
Kabi Kabi Parhain Mger Pass Hojayen

Haftey Me Chaar Chaar Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aye!

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

Lo Jee! Mitran Di Pur-Zor F

Lo Jee!
Mitran Di Pur-Zor Frmaish, Tay Awam Day Jazbat Di Tarjmani wastey...
Ik wari Fair Paish Aye..

Na ZUBAN Se
Na MISS CAL Se
Na SMS Se
Na PHONE Se
Na POST Se
Na E-MAIL Se
DIRECT
;+""+.+""+;
+ DIL SE +
"+.
.+""+"

wAPDA walyan Di Maa Di ...

peshawar NDRA

peshawar NDRA men pathano ke naam

Rishwat khan

Zillat khan

Mutafiq khan

Ajeeb khan

Hairat khan

Makan khan

Ma''loom khan

Pathjhar khan

Zameen khan

Akhrot khan

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Phoolo ko phool pasand he

Dilo ko Dil pasand he
Shayar ko Shaeery pasand he

kisi ki pasand se hame kya

hame to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND he

wah wah

Sehwag Was Bowling

Sehwag was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"

Q ???

Umpire Beimaan Tha ???

No ...

Socho...

Aray Yaar Ball was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...

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